Gene.

gremlinCrescendo

"knockout"

gremlincrescendo:

my apologies to my UK followers for my lousy attempt at an english accent

double pistol knockout - jake english

killing lusii like lord of the flies

nailed a tinkerbull headshot bullseye

stuck on this island with all this wild life

getting jungle fever of the cerulean type (oh my) 

lord english green skull with eight ball eyes

technicolor overcoat jaws open wide

english accent make you spread them thighs

i’m bringing sexy back, transmaterialze

glasses fog up typing from my skulltop

lalonde so tipsy she wanna rip my clothes off

bend it like beckham better reckon i’m posh

i want to raid your tomb like lara croft

twin m9 berettas weapon of choice 

rugged gentleman killer instinct and poise

fangirls and boys rejoice i make em moist

epitome of english luxury rolls royce

license to kill martini shaken not stirred

only thing get me shook is a tinkerbull herd

but fuck what ya heard i’ll admit i’m a nerd

i knock em all dead like davesprite’s blackbird (caw caw)

automatic gats ready for action 

cold metal gives me satisfaction

if you can’t hear my voice you better read the caption

the only code i follow is the law of attraction

have you got some uranium

if not, i’ll take some cranium

i’ve got a fetish for skulls and guns

if you’re down hit me up on pesterchum

fisticuffs because i like it rough

put your dukes up if you think your tough enough

i don’t bite hard baby make me a sex slave

austin powers discipline oh behave 

you won’t catch me making out with my posters

booty shorts so i can strap on my holsters

strider wants a piece of this puppet, grover

bend over i’m gonna ride you like a rollercoaster

white in the pink lalonde mixing drinks

double spoonful of sugar vitamins A to Zinc

you would think skullfucking is my #1 kink

i’m killin it with just a wink

and some

double double, double double pistols

double double, double double pistols

double double, double double pistols